The semi-pseudo-kind-of-we're-trying-but-are-we-really monthly news
Posted 2 weeks ago :: Last edited 1 day ago by SpeedyAnother month. Another newsreport. Is this really the job Paprika wanted? He was already quite late, considering how much information he had to gather himself.. He was sick of the bland ass cue cards, but understood just fine why Inkwell had those around. Easier to just report what you know, rather than having to gather the info.. But where's the personal touch? And most of the news was.. well, by the time it was reported, no longer new. Not that he blamed the ol' bones for that; that's just how the studio execs wanted it. For some reason. Maybe he should try to convince them otherwise. But for now..
"..Hello fans everywhere! Time for the uh.. semi-pseudo-kind-of-we're-trying-but-are-we-really monthly news!" He glances over to the tiny pile of news he got.. Barely worth it.
br>Tricky Treat
"Let's start off by saying Happy Slumbering Feast!! As yes, we're in the third and final month for the year, our grand fall event. Take care of yourself, your loved ones and the ones who passed away, respectfully. Don't forget your last little free Tricky Treat in the shop!"
"News from the Oracle Shop: There's some annoying noise in the background. Seems everyone's having a hard time pinpointing it's origins. Who knows what strange magical invention could be causing this.. If anything, it's driving Leander mad and he's asking for folk to help look and listen around."
"For this month, it's been heavily suggested that we get out of the fall blues and get into the .. colorful hues! Well, some of you with funky goo tones and chameleon traits might have it easy, but we're talking images! Get your best photos, drawings, sculptures.. and give them a different tone! Why not! As for those inclined to write among us, why not describe how you would imagine a world in a different hue?"
"About our new Gellys friends: We got more information on 'em!.. Or at least, identifying traits. It took quite some effort to catalogue these, especially since they're elusive and some we only know through word of mouth.. But hey, turns out some Gellys like potions, some had quite an effect on 'em, while others are.. well, pretty much what would happen to a Mhoat or Vabbit. It's gonna be a lucrative time for the Oracle.. maybe.
"And we also got some friends lining up to find a new home; some Gellys just struggle in this new world, unfortunately. Maybe you can help them? You can find more information over at the housing facility.."
..Felt like last month was a better newsreport. Hrm. Ah well. The information he gathered himself was more about "site updates"... he thought it could be interesting to note, but it seems it was mostly bug fixes, whatever that meant.
"..Well, next month should be the Gala, and I should get to prepping for that as well, but how about few images from the last month!"
"Pap out~!"