"...Well, well. Didn't expect to be ALLOWED in here, let alone requested, after having to break in last time. Of course that old bones took the camera with 'em, something about recording an historical event with another old mhoat.." *cough* "Anyway..

HELLO FANS EVERYWHERE! I am. NO LONGER hiding from the authorities and am only wanted in the ways of being a good news host!.. Or at least, a good replacement, and this is a week late.. Not my fault, though! But I'm still annoyed that we got no working camera. Again, my handsome face is hidden, and I'm all by my lonesome in this booth.. Alone with some JUICY TIDBITS, that is! Let's sum this up!"

"So, I'm assuming this 'historical event' the bones and the historian are looking to record is this surge of magic?? Folk just abusing a stronger flow of magic to have basically the magic equivalent of a snowball fight in summer. And apparently there's a.. what does this say.. Yel and Myn.. What, some historical re-enactment or something? As if the most important celestials would show up out of the blue for a First Light Festival.. Sure.

Anyway, it seems folk who are empowered by this surge of magic seem to truly have an easier time using magic. Even those who left the radius of the effect.. and our local magic buff.. uh.. Skylar, I think? They seem to be working on something related to all this. Hope it doesn't leave their shop unattended, I haven't done my groceries yet.."

"Oh yeah, speaking of shopping! The Oracle is back! If you didn't help 'em out last time around, be sure to do it this time- that shop of theirs has some interesting goodies, and without a key you don't have entry. The stock seems a bit more limited than last time, but I heard something about new stuff? I guess the shop's stock is whatever the Oracle brings with them when they finally return.. Means that you just don't always get what you want. Hmm.. That seems to be a common thread in that shop, huh.."

"I guess this is where ol' Inky would start telling y'all to have a good day or something, but I found another minor update to mention- something about.. uh.. 'clicking the ellipses on any page navigation revealing a page selector'? It says it's a 'site update', but I have no idea what that means."

*fingersnap noise* "Anyway, last up is our little gallery of spotlights for the last month- let's see who made it in there this time!"

"Whew, wasn't that great? I wonder when they'll hire me next.. or if I gotta intrude on my own.. Guess only time will tell!"

"Pap out~!"